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Title: This is Your Friendly Homicidal Reporter Speaking. Today's Weather: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse.
Characters: Everyone at Marinford, certain unexpected guests
Pairing: World Government/Fail

This is Your Friendly Homicidal Reporter Speaking. Today's Weather: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse.

“Hello Shabondy, this is Trafalgar Law, live from Marinford. It seems the Marines’ Den-Den Mushi are out of commission, so you’ll have to make do with this single video feed. I would stay and add commentary, but I have something to settle with the Shichibukai clones over there. But I’m sure Eustass Kidd would be happy to keep you all entertained. Hey asshole, got anything to say to the world?”

“Fuck you.”

“Was that an order? Because I’d have to kill you.”

“Geez, Strawhat is a dumbass.”

“Really Bonney, you have to respect the stupidity that would lead someone to punch out a World Noble. And then invade Impel Down, if the Marines in the control room are to be believed.”

“You are entirely too entertained by all of this.”

“Aren’t you, Capone? Aaaand look at Strawhat go. Eustass, are you going to let someone with a lower bounty than you show you up like this?”

“Fuck you.”

“Die.”

“Sengoku! Sir, the prisoners Kizaru arrested on Shabondy have escaped!”