More crack than you can shake a stick at

[eiliem]

Um. I'm not entirely certain I can explain this in a coherent fashion, so please bear with me.

The following crack is brought to you by a friend of mine who was teasing me for clinging to hope of Ace being not-dead at some point in the near future.

friend: Shanks to the rescue? And miracles!
me: which miracles?
friend: impossible birth, impossible back-to-life-to-save-everybody!
me: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dies laughing*
friend: right?
the essential jesus christ!
me: wait.
Does that make Gol D Roger God?
o_O
friend: lol
why not?

So then I took this hilarious crack over to naye and it just got worse better XD


naye: ACE IS JESUS
me: *dies laughing*
no wonder everybody loved him right away
XP
If he does come back which he will!
I will never... oh god, I will laugh so hard
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
naye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ODA IS GOD
ODA CREATED ACE
me: BWAAAHAHHAAHHAHHAAA
naye: ...wow. this. makes so much sense I think i have gone crazy
me: fridge brilliance <3
naye: it should not make sense
MY BRAIN IS FIZZING
me: embrace the madness

So after we stopped Naye's brain from fizzing:

naye: ACE
RETURNED FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE DAYS CHAPTERS
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!
*WANT THIS*
naye: ...if there is a three-day interval or something I will...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
...I will laugh and laugh and FORGIVE EVERYTHING
me: I will laugh and laugh and laugh and be gleeful
YES
everything forgiven AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA
...the impossible birth
naye: and
yes
...well, he's not the son of god but STILL
SON OF THE PIRATE KING
the whole world reacts
and he's killed for our sins being roger's son
me: he has a cross on his back
naye: hdjslgjkdsagjkhlajhdslaghdahgjslkahd

And then it got even crackier:

me: *laughs and laughs and laughs*
if... after three chapters
naye: <333333333333333333333
...no
he wouldn't
...but three days?
HE WOULD
...though Ace might be a little smelly by that point
me: ... ew
naye: we'd better ask aokiji to put him on ice
just in case!
me: three hours?
naye: three hours works, too!
me: and then Luffy can be unbroken dammit
naye: YES
me: three something
naye: CROSS ON HIS BACK

... and then we decided the crack should be shared. So. Here it is.


I plead exhaustion if none of this makes any sense. :P Hopefully at the very least you get a good laugh out of this. XP

CHAPTER SOOOOOOOOON

Comments

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OH GOD. Laughing so haaaaard.

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Mission accomplished XD

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

You should add this guess to One Piece's tvtropes WMG page! :D

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

lol!

I could.... but, I don't know if I can articulate it in a way that doesn't sound completely insane. Because. It is. Completely insane.

But also hilarious and ahahaha the similarities never end.