I Blame Naye

Title: Unne
Characters: Une, Deluded Sailor (Deluded Sailor is a one-shot OC, but Une is totally legit!)
Rating: PG for Deluded Sailor's leering? PG-13 for the word sex? R for mention of hormones? How does one rate?
Parings: One-sided Deluded!Sailor/bikini-top

First, before you read this fic, you should probably go read what inspired it: at the bottom of this post is a fascinating little lesson on Pirate Kings & naming themes.

Having taken care of that, this fic is for naye. Who inspires cracky, cracky fic. Enjoy.

( In which there is much crack, Delusions, and itty-bitty barely-there bikinis )

Shayera made me do it

Title: All Shayera's Fault The Monster's Sister
Characters: Une, Luffy, Strawhats, Vivi
Pairing: Nami/violence
Rating: G

If you do not know who Une is...go read this

And this is for shayera, who encouraged the plot-bunny and kept it bouncing around in my brain.

Also shayera wrote a prequel-of-sorts to this here (go read, it is lolzy and excellent &hearts)

( Back, by popular demand (ok, two people asked for more, but still!) )