More crack than you can shake a stick at
Mar. 1st, 2010 12:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eiliemUm. I'm not entirely certain I can explain this in a coherent fashion, so please bear with me.
The following crack is brought to you by a friend of mine who was teasing me for clinging to hope of Ace being not-dead at some point in the near future.
friend: Shanks to the rescue? And miracles!
me: which miracles?
friend: impossible birth, impossible back-to-life-to-save-everybody!
me: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dies laughing*
friend: right?
the essential jesus christ!
me: wait.
Does that make Gol D Roger God?
o_O
friend: lol
why not?
So then I took this hilarious crack over to
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naye and it just got naye: ACE IS JESUS
me: *dies laughing*
no wonder everybody loved him right away
XP
If he does come back which he will!
I will never... oh god, I will laugh so hard
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
naye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ODA IS GOD
ODA CREATED ACE
me: BWAAAHAHHAAHHAHHAAA
naye: ...wow. this. makes so much sense I think i have gone crazy
me: fridge brilliance <3
naye: it should not make sense
MY BRAIN IS FIZZING
me: embrace the madness
So after we stopped Naye's brain from fizzing:
naye: ACE
RETURNED FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!
*WANT THIS*
naye: ...if there is a three-day interval or something I will...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
...I will laugh and laugh and FORGIVE EVERYTHING
me: I will laugh and laugh and laugh and be gleeful
YES
everything forgiven AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA
...the impossible birth
naye: and
yes
...well, he's not the son of god but STILL
SON OF THE PIRATE KING
the whole world reacts
and he's killed for
me:
naye: hdjslgjkdsagjkhlajhdslaghdahgjslkahd
And then it got even crackier:
me: *laughs and laughs and laughs*
if... after three chapters
naye: <333333333333333333333
...no
he wouldn't
...but three days?
HE WOULD
...though Ace might be a little smelly by that point
me: ... ew
naye: we'd better ask aokiji to put him on ice
just in case!
me: three hours?
naye: three hours works, too!
me: and then Luffy can be unbroken dammit
naye: YES
me: three something
naye: CROSS ON HIS BACK
... and then we decided the crack should be shared. So. Here it is.
I plead exhaustion if none of this makes any sense. :P Hopefully at the very least you get a good laugh out of this. XP
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Date: 2010-03-01 02:58 pm (UTC)Um.
You didn´t, by any chance, have mushrooms for breakfast?
...
And then magically mind-melded with naye and infected her, too?
might be a little smelly - you are both crazy *hugs* :D
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Date: 2010-03-01 04:46 pm (UTC)That sounds more like Luffy's trip to Impel Down than Ace... Maybe they split up the Jesus duties between them! :D
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Date: 2010-03-01 06:17 pm (UTC)(...little brother got the raw end of that deal, boy did he ever. Which is just one more reason Ace can't be dead because dammit, stop breaking your brother!)
Ace, however, does
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Date: 2010-03-01 06:17 pm (UTC)But see, the thing is, this being Oda, and all his weird references and allusions, I wouldn't put it past him! ODA looooves grabbing from so many different myths and fairy tales...And well, I mean, Ace *did* have the miracle birth. And his father was the "creator" of a new age. And he did sacrifice his life for others. And, he was going to be publicly executed and um...yeah, that actually works scarily well...
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Date: 2010-03-01 06:35 pm (UTC)skimsWALKS ON WATER! It's all there!!(Hii, it's past bedtime here, can you tell?)
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Date: 2010-03-01 06:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-01 08:30 pm (UTC)OMG LAUGHING FOREVER
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Date: 2010-03-01 10:51 pm (UTC)I'm sure that's exactly what happened XD
whee~ mind-melding shrooms ♪
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Date: 2010-03-01 10:52 pm (UTC)skim acrosswalk on water!BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*loves you*
Oh our mad crack theory XD
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Date: 2010-03-01 10:56 pm (UTC)XDDDDDDD
Now
ifwhen Ace comes back we can be gleeful and hugely amused &heartsRe: OMG LAUGHING FOREVER
Date: 2010-03-01 11:00 pm (UTC)Also, as naye has just pointed out, he
skims acrosswalks on water!It's the crack theory that just keeps giving XP
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Date: 2010-03-01 11:08 pm (UTC)Of course, this means Teach = Judas *glares at him* omg, he even got rewarded for turning Ace in o_o
So Luffy is... the holy spirit? Left behind to make the world a better place? XP Ace's legacy
Ooooookay brain, shhhh, enough crack.
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Date: 2010-03-02 01:24 am (UTC)I could.... but, I don't know if I can articulate it in a way that doesn't sound completely insane. Because. It is. Completely insane.
But also hilarious and ahahaha the similarities never end.
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Date: 2010-03-02 04:21 am (UTC)So, what does it mean that BUDDHA tried to execute Ace? XD
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Date: 2010-03-02 04:30 am (UTC)Um... wow. It.
Means that the World Government is not about to convert to Christianity?
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Date: 2010-03-02 05:45 am (UTC)AHAHAHAH, Teach the Anti-
ChristLuffy.After six years of One Piece, this totally makes sense.
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Date: 2010-03-26 12:51 am (UTC)Lol your icon. &hearts