More crack than you can shake a stick at

[eiliem]

Um. I'm not entirely certain I can explain this in a coherent fashion, so please bear with me.

The following crack is brought to you by a friend of mine who was teasing me for clinging to hope of Ace being not-dead at some point in the near future.

friend: Shanks to the rescue? And miracles!
me: which miracles?
friend: impossible birth, impossible back-to-life-to-save-everybody!
me: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dies laughing*
friend: right?
the essential jesus christ!
me: wait.
Does that make Gol D Roger God?
o_O
friend: lol
why not?

So then I took this hilarious crack over to naye and it just got worse better XD


naye: ACE IS JESUS
me: *dies laughing*
no wonder everybody loved him right away
XP
If he does come back which he will!
I will never... oh god, I will laugh so hard
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
naye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ODA IS GOD
ODA CREATED ACE
me: BWAAAHAHHAAHHAHHAAA
naye: ...wow. this. makes so much sense I think i have gone crazy
me: fridge brilliance <3
naye: it should not make sense
MY BRAIN IS FIZZING
me: embrace the madness

So after we stopped Naye's brain from fizzing:

naye: ACE
RETURNED FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE DAYS CHAPTERS
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!
*WANT THIS*
naye: ...if there is a three-day interval or something I will...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
...I will laugh and laugh and FORGIVE EVERYTHING
me: I will laugh and laugh and laugh and be gleeful
YES
everything forgiven AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA
...the impossible birth
naye: and
yes
...well, he's not the son of god but STILL
SON OF THE PIRATE KING
the whole world reacts
and he's killed for our sins being roger's son
me: he has a cross on his back
naye: hdjslgjkdsagjkhlajhdslaghdahgjslkahd

And then it got even crackier:

me: *laughs and laughs and laughs*
if... after three chapters
naye: <333333333333333333333
...no
he wouldn't
...but three days?
HE WOULD
...though Ace might be a little smelly by that point
me: ... ew
naye: we'd better ask aokiji to put him on ice
just in case!
me: three hours?
naye: three hours works, too!
me: and then Luffy can be unbroken dammit
naye: YES
me: three something
naye: CROSS ON HIS BACK

... and then we decided the crack should be shared. So. Here it is.


I plead exhaustion if none of this makes any sense. :P Hopefully at the very least you get a good laugh out of this. XP

CHAPTER SOOOOOOOOON

Comments

[printfogey.livejournal.com]

Didn't Jesus go into the realm of death and free Adam (but apparently not Eve, sheesh) and possibly other worthy people whod eserved to go to Heaven, according to some legend I'm fuzzy about?

That sounds more like Luffy's trip to Impel Down than Ace... Maybe they split up the Jesus duties between them! :D

[naye]

Yeah - Luffy didn't die. Big brother is taking care of that.

(...little brother got the raw end of that deal, boy did he ever. Which is just one more reason Ace can't be dead because dammit, stop breaking your brother!)

Ace, however, does skim across walk on water! (This is my brain on Shrooms, yes it is.)

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Ace, however, does skim across walk on water!

BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*loves you*

Oh our mad crack theory XD it is so true